Walnuts make you NUTTY

Seriously, CES not only is GAY, he's also INSANE. He said, "I'm eating 10 walnuts per hour to keep my arteries flexible." What kind of crap is that? I told him that walnuts are supposed to improve brain function, and they obviously didn't benefit him much in that area. He replied saying that to think someone would eat so many walnuts was crazy. I said walnuts DO improve brain function and I was a living example. He rebutted with, "No wonder your voice sounds like s***." (Walnuts cause sore throats too.)

Seriously, I was puzzled... Someone who can point middle finger and say, "Fuck you" is unable to spell the word S-H-I-T in a SMS? Gosh, that's serious. So I announced that he has officially gone insane and he replied, "Thanks to your words and (scary) laughs." Yeah! Achieved my purpose! (I made him go ballistic...) The reply was, "Correct big shit"

I'm so happy! Making someone like him SMS so much is already an achievement, but what about making someone who used to spell shit as s**** spell the whole thing out? That's wonderful! Yipsies! I'm BAD INFLUENCE.

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